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Reasons I'm Glad I'm Not Female

Anonymous said: The one about all the girls going to the bathroom together: Few days ago I wanted to use the bathroom and my friend wanted to come with me. It baffled me why she would want to do that. I just don't understand why this is second nature to most women. I am perfectly capable of wiping my own ass thank you very much! It was funny I guess and after a good 5 mins of arguing with her that I didn't want her to come with me (1 person bathroom), I finally went alone. Smh these habits girls have are nuts!

Yeah, I find most of the things I post about to be really amusing. I’m just glad I don’t have to keep that kind of mental gymnastics going, you know?

Reasons I'm Glad I'm Not Female

Anonymous said: Just went through your blog. Very funny and also very true. However, I, myself, am a female and most of these stuff don't apply to me. This is, though, because I'm a tomboy. But it really is crazy how spot on this is haha. I'm going to write another ask regarding one of your post about girls and bathrooms

Yeah, I know there are exceptions. Thanks for not being one of the ones that’s like “OMG your blog is so sexist it’s not your business what women do why are you so concerned with it anyway are you gay” or something like that. They’re the reason I have the disclaimer. By the way, please feel free to submit anything you feel like I’ve left out, even if it’s not something you do, personally!

Does this ACTUALLY happen?
Submitted by Anonymous
*I KNOW that you and your friends/sister/mother/girlfriend/etc. are exceptions to these statements. I know. Please stop telling me.
imgladimnotfemale
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Does this ACTUALLY happen?

Submitted by Anonymous

*I KNOW that you and your friends/sister/mother/girlfriend/etc. are exceptions to these statements. I know. Please stop telling me.

imgladimnotfemale

Submit at http://imgladimnotfemale.tumblr.com/ask

I know I already posted about public restrooms, but this is another angle on it.
Submitted by Anonymous
*I KNOW that you and your friends/sister/mother/girlfriend/etc. are exceptions to these statements. I know. Please stop telling me.
imgladimnotfemale
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I know I already posted about public restrooms, but this is another angle on it.

Submitted by Anonymous

*I KNOW that you and your friends/sister/mother/girlfriend/etc. are exceptions to these statements. I know. Please stop telling me.

imgladimnotfemale

Submit at http://imgladimnotfemale.tumblr.com/ask

I don’t agree with having to use contraception outside of marriage, and especially not with the “morning after pill”, but it’s a legitimate Reason so I’m posting it.
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imgladimnotfemale
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I don’t agree with having to use contraception outside of marriage, and especially not with the “morning after pill”, but it’s a legitimate Reason so I’m posting it.

Submitted by babykilledthetv

*I KNOW that you and your friends/sister/mother/girlfriend/etc. are exceptions to these statements. I know. Please stop telling me.

imgladimnotfemale

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*I KNOW that you and your friends/sister/mother/girlfriend/etc. are exceptions to these statements. I know. Please stop telling me.
imgladimnotfemale
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Submitted by babykilledthetv

*I KNOW that you and your friends/sister/mother/girlfriend/etc. are exceptions to these statements. I know. Please stop telling me.

imgladimnotfemale

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Submitted by heart-conversations (Lovely blog. Check it out)

*I KNOW that you and your friends/sister/mother/girlfriend/etc. are exceptions to these statements. I know. Please stop telling me.

imgladimnotfemale

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Submitted by lil-miss-serendipity (whom I adore). Woot for 100 Reasons! Keep ‘em coming!
*I KNOW that you and your friends/sister/mother/girlfriend/etc. are exceptions to these statements. I know. Please stop telling me.
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Submitted by lil-miss-serendipity (whom I adore). Woot for 100 Reasons! Keep ‘em coming!

*I KNOW that you and your friends/sister/mother/girlfriend/etc. are exceptions to these statements. I know. Please stop telling me.

imgladimnotfemale

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It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to!

No submissions at all for my birthday!? I’m definitely feeling very unloved. Would you pretty please submit? And if you cant think of any, ask your friends for ideas? I would very much appreciate the belated birthday gift.

Thanks!

Robert

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imgladimnotfemale
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Submitted by Anonymous

*I KNOW that you and your friends/sister/mother/girlfriend/etc. are exceptions to these statements. I know. Please stop telling me.

imgladimnotfemale

Submit at http://imgladimnotfemale.tumblr.com/ask

Ooookay, so I’m a little late…

Post #100 will go up on Friday. I’ve had a busy few weeks and haven’t been able to sit down and queue up August. Please forgive me?

On a side note, it’s my birthday! I would LOVE some submissions as a present!

i ADORE this movie! Especially THIS scene!

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(Source: benfunkyhauser, via apassionburning-deactivated2013)

*I KNOW that you and your friends/sister/mother/girlfriend/etc. are exceptions to these statements. I know. Please stop telling me.
imgladimnotfemale
Just two more, and we’ll have 100! Please submit! http://imgladimnotfemale.tumblr.com/ask

*I KNOW that you and your friends/sister/mother/girlfriend/etc. are exceptions to these statements. I know. Please stop telling me.

imgladimnotfemale

Just two more, and we’ll have 100! Please submit! http://imgladimnotfemale.tumblr.com/ask